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JFK Boiled Down to Entropy

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 23, 2013 by Jay Howard

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Here’s the deal: the JFK assassination has been studied for decades with the “experts” vying for the key piece of information that makes their case or throws a key detail of the opposing side into doubt. The details of Oswald’s life have made entire careers. But the simple test of a total government conspiracy, first to kill the POTUS then cover it up, can be determined by answering one question:

Which direction does the killing shot come from in this clip?

Oswald was behind the president at this moment. A wooden fence with notches was in front of the motorcade and to the right. A vote for the shot coming from behind means he was shot by Oswald or someone in that area. A vote from the front says that you believe in deep, deep conspiracies, and that you believe some group of men within our government organized the murder of the POTUS.

It makes no difference whether Oswald had a part in this or not, or if the Cuban rebels had a part in this or not, or what conversations were had before or if someone signaled from the crowd. None of it matters. NONE OF IT. The only thing that matters is what direction that shot came from.

That answer determines what kind of country we are. Who runs us.

Hey Obama,

Posted in Uncategorized on March 20, 2013 by Jay Howard

It sounds disrespectful to say it like that because you’re like the Donald Trump of America. But I need to ask you a serious question. How do you want to be remembered? The Robin Hood become Lapdog? The community organizer become high-altitude assassin? It’s a strange transformation, whatever it is.

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Weird fuckin pic, bro

 

So, you may not be shocked to find out, there are a metric shitload of strange pictures of our current president. Let us take a look as some of them:

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This is Obama if he was 75% caucasion

One Pot Meals (TM)

Posted in Uncategorized on March 1, 2013 by Jay Howard

So it’s a Thursday night. I’ve got a bottle of hmmm…McManis Petit Sirah. (It’s $10 fucking dollars! It drinks like a $23.17 bottle. That’s a 231.7% return of flavor investment. Find it. Drink it. Thank me later.

So tonight I got off work early to sleep for the busy day tomorrow. Ate a horse dick length of hot smoked boudin. Caught a heavy nap, and just rustled up in time for some ‘one pot dinners’ (TM). Yes I made that up. It’s mine, mutherfuckers.  You take it and I’m coming for you.  So with that, let us take a look at what’s in the pot tonight:

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Simple ingredients:

  • 6 shallots
  • One red onion
  • 3 chicken sausages with corn and black beans
  • Steamed, cut tomatoes in a can
  • Lobster bisque in a box
  • Olive oil
  • Butter mmmm, real butter
  • Cracked black pepper

It’s pretty self explanatory, but you’ll notice there are no green veggies in there.  That’s because there are no green veggies in my fridge.  Chop all veggies about the size of the red onion pieces, throw them in the pan, sear, drop the chicken sausage (or whatever centerpiece you want to drop), sear again. Then add the liquids. In this case, it’s steamed tomatoes from HEB and some big-head Italian guy’s lobster bisque.  Add water to cut the salt.  Add pepper to taste.  Serve with your favorite beverage.

Done.